Inspired by the American Declaration of Independence: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
We hold these foods to be benevolent
as all beans are created beautiful
and they are admired by their eaters for certain unforgettable highlights
and among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of hummus.